Asked by lonerscomplex
Thank you! You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for some stranger to come around and tell me their opinion on a skill I’ve been perfecting for years! Especially a stranger who has barely any idea what I look like without makeup, seeing is I don’t post my nude face on the internet!
You have no idea how excited I get when someone says "Hey gurl! I know you love cosmetics, you apply them very well after years of study and practice, and it’s a form of self expression, and I know you didn’t ask me, but… all that’s a fucking waste :D"
When you tell someone who chooses to wear cosmetics almost daily that they look “way” better, you’re not being a nice person. You’re telling them that they have bad taste, bad aesthetics, poor perception. It’s like me going into someones bedroom and telling them it looked way better before they decorated it, when they acquired a lot of specific decor, and they’ve been developing the aesthetic I see before me for years.
If you want to tell someone that you think they look nice without makeup, don’t tell them one is better or worse. You have a friend, a girlfriend, a mother, whatever… and you see them without their makeup, just tell them they’re pretty or that their skin is nice.
And don’t tell people they don’t need makeup. You’re assuming you know what their needs are or their personal goals. You can tell them that you’re accepting of them with or without, or just don’t say anything at all. (**I learned this from my boyfriend :3)
Especially not to strangers on the internet
What a cunt. Don’t be such a bitch and take the fucking compliment. They could have not tried to compliment you at all. If you throw a bitch fit when someone says something nice, no one will ever want to again if you’re gonna be a difficult twat.
Wow, so I’m a cunt, a bitch, AND a twat because I’m not suped that some stranger has the audacity to tell me I look good one way or another. Comments on MY appearance are not some fucking commodity that I trip over myself to get to. The shit other people have to say about my choices regarding my aesthetic doesn’t validate my existence.
You’re not gonna sit here and tell me what’s a compliment and what I should be grateful for you dumb ass weak ass bitch
Stay in your lane, clearly commentary and original posts are not your strong points, stick to reblogging gifs of other weak bitches having pillow fights and photos with dumb writing over them because really I’m too fucking kawaii for this shit, really.
I promise you, I am not the one.
"at least our dicks survived intact??"
"omg wait, i thought they were both mermaids. it’s a mermaid and a person? that makes everything so much more confusing?"
"What fuck. What fuck, we should start saying what fuck instead of like, whatnot."
"Have you ever heard of anyone calling their penis bartholomew? like, is that a thing? did i miss that?"
"No, it’s just that guy."
"Oh. We should name ours that."
"omg he really did name it bartholomew"
"wtf is a possessive john smirk"
"hey [roommate] i thought you were trying to multitask"
"i’m not anymore this is too riveting"
"i love his internal monologue, rather ‘my’ internal monologue, that is weird"
"i am learning so much about mermaid sex right now i cant even begin to describe it"
"i was like vaguely mortified by reading this in the beginning and now i’m just so sucked in"
"They’re so adorable!!"
"I know right? You know why i like this stuff so much?"
"I do. I’m hooked."
"Oh my god, i’m in love with them now."
"That’s it? Thats all? I want more. Send me more."
also lots of giggling and snickering throughout but thats harder to transcribe
Part one of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
as a bisexual, i can confirm all of these
"average person eats 8 bisexuals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 bisexuls per year. Bisexual Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Meta is not hate. Criticizing something that is problematic (transphobia on your favorite tv show, blatant racism and ableism) is not hate. Pointing out how these things being perpetuated by media consumed by thousands of people hurts actual people offline is not hate.
And f— it. sometimes I am pissed off with the things I see in media. sometimes that “I don’t hate the source material” disclaimer doesn’t work, because I don’t remember to use it, and other times in that exact moment that prompts me to write the words, I do hate it. and I hate the people who have allowed this to be put out there, writers and actors and producers and publishing houses alike, and I hate the people who are…worshiping a piece of harmful media and want to shut down any and all discussion about how it is problematic because it comes across as hate.